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Guitar
Bass
Vocals
Denny is a very promising young man. He has the will and determination to succeed in life. In addition to an impressive intelect, Denny shows commitment to his community by assisting elderly ladies with their laundry, chairing weekly meetings of the "Books That Make Me Cry" club, and organizing his neighborhood's largest and longest running sewing circle. A very fine example of today's youth, indeed.
Drums
We were worried about Dave early on in his adolescent development. He displayed a hostile nature that regularly manifested itself in the form of physical aggresion toward inanimate objects. In other words, he liked to beat on things. Fortunately, with the right guidance Dave eventually found a creative and less destructive outlet for his behavior. Dave is now considered one of the town's most impressive xylophonists. He still displays aggression but now it results in the soothing chimes of his magical instrument.
Steve sometimes displays a lack of attention. We attribute most of this to the increased levels of brain activity that accompany his level of genius. Steve impressed many of his family members and neighbors by demonstrating the ability to add 2 digit numbers, subtract by 10's, multiply by 1's, and divide even numbers up to 20 by 2...all by the age of 17! We expect great things from this young man as he has already been accepted to the Higher Ground Special Learning Center.
Bob is a delight of a young man! He is courteous, polite, informative, and well adjusted to group dynamics. However, he is hindered by a lack of physical coordination that often times results in harm to himself and others. It is imperative that he is kept from tall platforms with no railings as this poses an obivous threat not only to himself but to anyone unfortunate enough to be standing below. With the right combination of helmets and pads we expect Bob to lead a full and productive life.
Percussion
